Aug 26

It’s nice to see college students have school spirit like this.  It just makes me wonder how the alumni recruitment process is going to go when she’s been out for a few years.

For the record, despite what you think, I’m the dog, not the pretty pink flower.

Aug 26

I enjoy it so much when people advertise in their AIM profiles or on their Facebook/MySpace pages about how fucking smart they are, and then they just make complete asses out of themselves.

For example:

Now, I know it’s just a simple grammar / spelling mistake, but whatever.  Fuck you.  If you’re going to claim that you’re a genius, live up to it.  Otherwise, quit being an asshole.

I actually like the kid who put this on his Facebook page, but it just brought back memories of all those stupid people I’ve known and hated who did the same exact thing.

Aug 26
Poof really does mean gay
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This is a screenshot of my friend George’s away message on AIM.  George writes for poofmeansgay.com and well, I guess the domain name went to his head.

 

 

Anyway, you should go visit his site, then go make fun of him and tell him he really should update more often.

Aug 26

I saw this on Apple Insider like, a million years ago, with every intention to post it.  But, since I’m a big computer dork, I just kept reading articles on Apple computers and practicing abstinence.

Anyway, I guess it’s a little ironic that this ad automatically showed up when it did.  That, or RIM (who makes Blackberries) has their shit together when it comes to placing ads.

 

Aug 25
Heidi Klum, speak consistently
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I’ve been watching Project Runway, partly because I guess you could just say I’m just a little gay boy, and partly because Bravo is on my TV and I can’t find my remote.  Anyway, Heidi Klum’s speech pattern is amusing.  It basically goes like this:

 

“As…. you… know…. in…. fashion,…… one… day…. you’re…. in………. ANDTHENEXTDAYYOU’REOUT”

Aug 14
WordPress is a little screwed up
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If you’re an avid reader of this blog I never remember to update, you may have noticed that when you click on a title of a post and try to view the individual page for that post, WordPress throws an error saying “Not found”

Idk what’s up with that.  I installed a few new plugins, including one that lets you read this blog on your iPhone and have it look pretty.  I think that might have screwed something up.

So… just so you know, I’m working on it.

Aug 14

I know… I’m immature.  But seriously, he better have some kind of shield to protect the camera lens.  HD cameras are expensive.

 

Jul 26

Seriously?

Jul 21

I’m really getting sick of this.  McDonalds is delicious, and cheap, and convenient.  But their advertising pisses me off to no end.  I mean, I don’t see how a commercial with two black people sitting in an apartment, and one going “I have no money to pay my rent” and then some guy opening the door and going “What up, dog?” and then throwing a bag of McDonalds down on the table is going to convince me that I really am in the mood for chicken nuggets.  Fuckin’ seriously, already… stop with this ghetto bullshit advertising campaign.

It sounds so incredibly racist… but it’s not.  McDonalds seriously uses like, the worst ever black stereotypes to try and sell people food.  It’s almost disgusting.  I mean, they might as well just show a bunch of African American people in a cotton field working really hard, and one of them passes out, and then just have a white plantation owner ride in on his horse while drinking a McDonalds Iced Coffee and then have that faggoty “I’m lovin’ it” song start to play.

McDonalds has this dumb shit contest to write the next Big Mac jingle.  Who would have thought… every one of the top 5 submissions is some kind of rap/R&B mix.  Fuck you.

Check out BET… I mean, the McDonalds MySpace page with the contest songs and videos here:  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=386269716

Jul 19
Wikipedia is just so boring
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If you ever want to get bored to death, just go read Wikipedia.  If you know someone who writes articles on Wikipedia, and they’re single, and you just can’t figure out why because “they seem like such a nice guy,” just read this article:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_I_Was_Going_to_St_Ives

 

Seriously… it’s a fucking nursery rhyme.  Quit over analyzing it.

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