It’s a damn shame, though. I mean, the world needs more rocket scientists and mathematicians.
Archive > 2008
Thank fucking God!
Happy Gilmore Golfing
Saturday morning Ricky, Matt, George and I went golfing. After about 6 holes, we decided we didn’t fucking care anymore and decided to try random new things. One of those was to golf like Happy Gilmore would have done. Um… Happy Gilmore was much better than us.
Jesus >= honey crisp apples
Alright. I get really creeped out by the whole “Jesus is so awesome and I felt him touch me yesterday” hippie movement. Honestly. It’s just weird. I understand people who are passionate about their religion, but there is something creepy about the whole thing.
I especially hate getting raped by [...]
Take a trip to McDonaldLand
I guess McDonalds has always tried to appeal to black people.
I mean, look at Ronald McDonald’s afro.
Um… AIM isn’t Facebook, ok?
I wonder if this is someone who would fuck up the mandatory “is” on Facebook normally.
Fuck McDonalds
It’s no surprise to anyone who knows me that I really hate McDonalds’ marketing department. But today I bought a Big Mac and on the box, without mentioning the quality food (i’m sure) they use in their products, it says “That’s what we’re made of (TM)…. learn more at mcdonalds.com/qualityfood.” First of all, their slogans [...]
Laura thinks highly of her school
It’s nice to see college students have school spirit like this. It just makes me wonder how the alumni recruitment process is going to go when she’s been out for a few years.
For the record, despite what you think, I’m the dog, not the pretty pink flower.
You just can’t meet my expectations
I enjoy it so much when people advertise in their AIM profiles or on their Facebook/MySpace pages about how fucking smart they are, and then they just make complete asses out of themselves.
For example:
Now, I know it’s just a simple grammar / spelling mistake, but whatever. Fuck you. If you’re going to claim that you’re [...]
Poof really does mean gay
This is a screenshot of my friend George’s away message on AIM. George writes for poofmeansgay.com and well, I guess the domain name went to his head.
Anyway, you should go visit his site, then go make fun of him and tell him he really should update more often.
Someone should really double-check Google ads from time to time
I saw this on Apple Insider like, a million years ago, with every intention to post it. But, since I’m a big computer dork, I just kept reading articles on Apple computers and practicing abstinence.
Anyway, I guess it’s a little ironic that this ad automatically showed up when it did. That, or RIM (who makes Blackberries) [...]
