If you ever want to get bored to death, just go read Wikipedia. If you know someone who writes articles on Wikipedia, and they’re single, and you just can’t figure out why because “they seem like such a nice guy,” just read this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_I_Was_Going_to_St_Ives
Seriously… it’s a fucking nursery rhyme. Quit over analyzing it.
