This ad originally was a vertical bar on the side of my Facebook screen, and I originally posted it like that, but people thought it was an actual advertisement on my site and bitched. So whatever, fuckers. I cropped it for you. Happy now?
Um… hot Christian girls are attracted to people who code in open source, but not hairy people who code in open source, and since open source software is usually free, open source coders can’t necessarily afford $5,000 worth of laser hair removal treatments. Also, since anyone interested in open source is 99.9% likely to not be sexually active, Christian girls who aren’t going to jump all over your dick is the way to go.
