Ricky has been telling me that I need to update the site, but I was at a loss for content. I was even less funny than usual lately. Anyway, today, when I checked my mail, I saw an advertisement for the Trump Office Furniture at Staples. Yes… Jesus fucking Christ (note the caps… I show respect, God damn it)…. Donald Trump is now making furniture.
Am I the only person in the world who is just incredibly fucking sick of him? I hate his boring TV show, I hate his speech pattern, I hate how he seriously does absolutely nothing except talk shit on people and correct people when they say how much he is worth. I mean, sure I’m pretty much the same way, but Dave didn’t realize I had another $2.50 in my other pocket… that fucking asshole.
Surprisingly, the advertisement didn’t say anything about “chairs strong enough, even Rosie’s fat ass can sit in them” but that line is probably going to be saved for the television commercial.
