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Thank fucking God!

 
It’s a damn shame, though. I mean, the world needs more rocket scientists and mathematicians.
 

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Jesus >= honey crisp apples

Alright. I get really creeped out by the whole “Jesus is so awesome and I felt him touch me yesterday” hippie movement. Honestly. It’s just weird. I understand people who are passionate about their religion, but there is something creepy about the whole thing.
I especially hate getting raped by [...]

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Your diversity amazes me

I think it’s a good idea that social networking websites like MySpace and Facebook allow you to upload multiple pictures of yourself, because how could you possibly capture someone’s unique personality in just one picture.  With the ability to upload multiple poses and scenarios, you really can give an accurate portrayal of your diversity.

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Seriously?

How awkward this is.  How immature I am.
 

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Status: Steve is pissed

I love the Facebook mini-feed, because I have more free time than friends. It’s incredibly convenient (read: sometimes creepy) to never hang out with someone but whenever they’re brought up you can know everything about them. Have I drank and had intimate conversations with half of my grade recently? No, but I can name at [...]

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