I guess McDonalds has always tried to appeal to black people.
I mean, look at Ronald McDonald’s afro.
Oct
1
Fuck McDonalds
Posted by Steve Kudelko in food on 10 1st, 2008| | No Comments »
It’s no surprise to anyone who knows me that I really hate McDonalds’ marketing department. But today I bought a Big Mac and on the box, without mentioning the quality food (i’m sure) they use in their products, it says “That’s what we’re made of (TM)…. learn more at mcdonalds.com/qualityfood.” First of all, their slogans and boxes and stuff are fucking retarded.
What’s even more ridiculous is that they fucking trademarked “That’s what we’re made of.” That kind of pisses me off, because if anyone ever asks “What’s so great about 55% to 78% water?” you will never be able to answer that question without having to pay McDonalds royalties.
But then again, what do I know? I just had 1040mg of sodium.
Jul
21
Guess what, guys… McDonalds is only for black people now
Posted by Steve Kudelko in food on 07 21st, 2008| | No Comments »
I’m really getting sick of this. McDonalds is delicious, and cheap, and convenient. But their advertising pisses me off to no end. I mean, I don’t see how a commercial with two black people sitting in an apartment, and one going “I have no money to pay my rent” and then some guy opening the door and going “What up, dog?” and then throwing a bag of McDonalds down on the table is going to convince me that I really am in the mood for chicken nuggets. Fuckin’ seriously, already… stop with this ghetto bullshit advertising campaign.
It sounds so incredibly racist… but it’s not. McDonalds seriously uses like, the worst ever black stereotypes to try and sell people food. It’s almost disgusting. I mean, they might as well just show a bunch of African American people in a cotton field working really hard, and one of them passes out, and then just have a white plantation owner ride in on his horse while drinking a McDonalds Iced Coffee and then have that faggoty “I’m lovin’ it” song start to play.
McDonalds has this dumb shit contest to write the next Big Mac jingle. Who would have thought… every one of the top 5 submissions is some kind of rap/R&B mix. Fuck you.
Check out BET… I mean, the McDonalds MySpace page with the contest songs and videos here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=386269716
