If you know anyone who is in need of a good, responsible babysitter, I heard Hallie Rakoci is available.
This is my sister’s ex-boyfriend’s MySpace page. He’s trying to get back together with her. Now, my sister is a student at the University of Pittsburgh. She’s pretty smart. She’s also a communications major, which means she probably has a good understanding of proper communication, grammar, writing skills, and whatever else makes this screenshot completely ironic.
I used to take screenshots of people’s MySpace pages when I thought they were stupid, and I didn’t know what I’d do with all of tho’s files, because they arnt serving any purpose sitting in a folder on my computer, so Iam going to just start uploading them to my website.
I just read for the 50 millionth time the survey that EVERY SINGLE PERSON has in their “About Me” section on MySpace.
Honestly… who fucking cares if you’ve eaten a box of Oreos in the past month. What is the point in even knowing the answer to that question? “Uh.. well, I only eat Hydrox cookies, so I’m going to deny their friend request.”
Seriously… just take a look at someone’s display picture. You can figure out for yourself if they’ve eaten a whole box of Oreos in the past month.








