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Thank fucking God!

 
It’s a damn shame, though. I mean, the world needs more rocket scientists and mathematicians.
 

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Jesus >= honey crisp apples

Alright. I get really creeped out by the whole “Jesus is so awesome and I felt him touch me yesterday” hippie movement. Honestly. It’s just weird. I understand people who are passionate about their religion, but there is something creepy about the whole thing.
I especially hate getting raped by [...]

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Um… AIM isn’t Facebook, ok?

I wonder if this is someone who would fuck up the mandatory “is” on Facebook normally.

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Laura thinks highly of her school

It’s nice to see college students have school spirit like this.  It just makes me wonder how the alumni recruitment process is going to go when she’s been out for a few years.

For the record, despite what you think, I’m the dog, not the pretty pink flower.

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You just can’t meet my expectations

I enjoy it so much when people advertise in their AIM profiles or on their Facebook/MySpace pages about how fucking smart they are, and then they just make complete asses out of themselves.
For example:

Now, I know it’s just a simple grammar / spelling mistake, but whatever.  Fuck you.  If you’re going to claim that you’re [...]

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Poof really does mean gay

This is a screenshot of my friend George’s away message on AIM.  George writes for poofmeansgay.com and well, I guess the domain name went to his head.
 

 
Anyway, you should go visit his site, then go make fun of him and tell him he really should update more often.

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Someone should really double-check Google ads from time to time

I saw this on Apple Insider like, a million years ago, with every intention to post it.  But, since I’m a big computer dork, I just kept reading articles on Apple computers and practicing abstinence.
Anyway, I guess it’s a little ironic that this ad automatically showed up when it did.  That, or RIM (who makes Blackberries) [...]

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Well that’s an interesting idea for a film

I know… I’m immature.  But seriously, he better have some kind of shield to protect the camera lens.  HD cameras are expensive.
 

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I have really smart friends

Seriously?

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Learn How to Use a Fucking Spacebar

 
I’ll seriously never understand why people write like this in their away messages.  Why?  Why?  Does that mean you love her more?  Faggot.

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