It’s no surprise to anyone who knows me that I really hate McDonalds’ marketing department. But today I bought a Big Mac and on the box, without mentioning the quality food (i’m sure) they use in their products, it says “That’s what we’re made of (TM)…. learn more at mcdonalds.com/qualityfood.” First of all, their slogans and boxes and stuff are fucking retarded.
What’s even more ridiculous is that they fucking trademarked “That’s what we’re made of.” That kind of pisses me off, because if anyone ever asks “What’s so great about 55% to 78% water?” you will never be able to answer that question without having to pay McDonalds royalties.
But then again, what do I know? I just had 1040mg of sodium.




