My dog is kind of retarded. But what impresses me is her ability to make a toy out of anything, even if it’s like, 50 times bigger than she is. That is exactly what she did with this giant stick in my backyard, right after I took her to the vet and she threw up all over the center console of my car. She was probably sick from eating too many sticks, so the cycle continues.
Just so you know… this video is long, and the beginning doesn’t really seem funny unless you’re like, an 85 year old woman who thinks greeting cards with cats dressed up in costumes is piss-your-pants hilarious. But trust me… it gets good towards the middle.




